April 19, 2006

I was not consulted.

Filed under: celebrities — Alex @ 3:05 am

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(AP) BOSTON — The voice of the AFLAC duck has been named the Unsexiest Man in the World.

gilbert2.gifComedian Gilbert Gottfried tops the list compiled by the Boston Phoenix's website. The list is a mix of entertainers, sports stars, even terrorists. Osama bin Laden is number eight on the list.

Others on the unsexy list include Michael Jackson, Jerry Seinfeld, Ron Howard, Clay Aiken and Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline. He ranks 99th.

Sneaking in at No. 100 is Brad Pitt. He made the list because of rumors about bad hygiene.

Alex Says:  The problem with this kind of poll is that the public is insanely stupid.  They don't know any celebrities except the biggest of the big, and even then don't think about the truly horrific.  For example, I would've nominated Burt Reynolds in his current state:

Burt Reynolds

Or maybe George Jones:

George Jones

Or Earl Leaf, author of a book about the Beatles:

Beatles author Earl Leaf

Hey, these are just suggestions.


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